| Newcastle Brown Ale is my one and
only because
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| A taste of 'Shearer' magic, an
unforgettable trip, makes Newky Brown favourite for the
Champion'sip' |
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| I would like to drink Stones Bitter
whilst watching the match because
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| Stones delights me, rugby excites me,
hope Tesco and Bass invite me |
| No wonder I always pick it, Stones and
rugby, just the ticket |
| Drinking Stones gives satisfaction,
sit back, relax, enjoy the action |
| Tried and opposition, no competition,
found perfection in Stones direction |
| The tasiest, creamiest, best by far -
the best bitter over the bar |
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| Banks is a perfectly balanced beer
because
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| Quality and value, equally shared -
tradition and savour, perfectly paired |
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| I drink Boddingtons because
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| With masterly craft, they brew perfect
draught, that towers above all others |
| Pampers the palete, mellows the mood,
its beautifully creamy and expertly brewed |
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| Guinness and Dublin are a perfect
combination because ... |
| A unique city, a distinctive brew,
enjoyed by me, you, and U2 |
| Cultural city, vibrant soul, add music
and Guinness for sham rock'n'roll |
| Stylish city, premium beer, even Santa
chills out here |
| 'Hops' elsewhere don't leave you a keg
to stand on |
| Smooth, strong, dark, handsome, if
'guinapped' in Dublin pay not my ransom |
| Bought first four pack, was it enough?
Definitely not, I'm Dublin up |
| Experts perfect them, connoisseurs
select them |
| Dublin masterminded Guinness, now I've
started so I'll finish |
| Leprechauns, shamrocks, Guinness and
song, who says the Irish get everything wrong |
| It's a pint in a jiffy, from the
capital on the Liffey |
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| I
would like to drink Caffrey's in New York because… |
| Sightseeing
stateside, New York's my dream, with delicious Caffrey's Irish Cream |
| Glasses
up, Caffrey's down, it makes New York my kind of town |
| Like
all great Irish ales, it goes down famously among tall storeys |
| Caffrey's
cool creamy power, lifts me higher than Manhattan tower |
| Like
the skyscrapers, Caffrey's beers the best, and towers above the rest |
| Sipping
Caffrey's in Times Square, I'd be overjoyed, over there |
| When
at Liberty to enjoy this superior brew, Times are never Square |
| Its
high standards tower above other ales - that's no tall storey |
| Marvelling
at skyscrapers, glitz and action, enjoying Caffrey's the star
attraction |
| Delicious
ale from Irish nation, quenches my thirst for American vacation |
| With
the cool green can handy, I'd feel Yankee-doodle dandy |
| Breathtaking
sights, Caffrey's to pour, sensational experiences in the Big Apple's
core |
| Cream
of Ireland tastes so fine, while enjoying big apples skyline |
| Smooth
ale, Caffrey's Irish delight, enhances daytime touring and Broadway by
night |
| Daytime
sights, night time gig, Manhattan's the place for an Irish jig |
| Whether
in a glass or can, Caffrey's 'makes me a happy man |
| Irish
Sea? Stop being pedantic - for Caffrey's I would cross the Atlantic |
| Morrisons
stock my favourite buyline, which tastes best with New York's skyline |
| The
big apple provides thrills galore, while Caffrey's refreshes to the
core |
| Its
smooth taste and creamy head would certainly improve my 'street cred’ |
| Down
Broadway I would stroll, with Caffrey's in the starring role |
| It
maybe Blarney, but folk swear it tastes even better over there |
| Caffrey's
always makes life richer for this pourer |
| Creamy
Caffrey's couldn't fail, to liberate the U.S. of ale |
| Cool,
smooth and creamy, meets tall, big and dreamy |
| I'd
take their 'tall storeys' with a touch of the Blarney |
| My
tastebuds would jig and reel, to Broadway nights with Irish zeal |
| Morrisons,
Caffrey's the perfect team, sending me on ‘ a merry can' dream |
| Postcard
reads, "Nothing I lack, have a nice day, not coming back." |
| When
Caffrey's 'opens' on Old Broadway, I can celebrate the Irish way |
| It's
an ale in a glass of its own |
| Caffrey's
Irish ales, keeps me cool for shopping at Bloomingdales |
| Cool
creamy Caffrey's my favourite buyline, love to see New York's skyline |
| Taking
in the sights, brings a thirst for Broadway nights |
| Caffrey's
delights me, New York excites me, hope Morrisons invites me |
| Caffrey's
ale and New York sights, make happy days and exhilarating nights |
| Of
creamy days, refreshing nights, while drinking in those big apple
sights |
| New
York's State building, Caffrey's in hand -smooth and dreamy real grand |
| Nobody
could draft a better plan, than enjoying Caffrey's with Uncle Sam |
| Caffrey's
quality hits sky-scraper heights, cool smooth, creamy always delights |
| Complementing
the Empire State, smooth Caffrey's will exhilarate |
| Caffrey's
exciting New York tour - 'ale' be in heaven, to be sure |
| To
visit New York is my dream, quaffing Caffrey's adds the cream |
| This
exciting, cool, refreshing quencher, would liberate my taste for
adventure |
| Since
kissing the Blarney stone one night, 'tall stories' are my delight |
| I
would like to hear the American language softly spoken |
| Quaffing
in Brooklyn, sipping in Staten, perfect for downing in Downtown 'Can-hattan' |
| True
Irish flavour, New York bright lights, sampling Caiftey's enjoying the
sights |
| New
York sights are really swell, but Caffrey's delights this liberty
belle |
| New
York is superb for leisure - Caffrey's ale completes the pleasure |
| Where
everything is biggest and best, quaffing Caffrey's is the coolest
quest |
| It's
the Big Apple of my emerald eye'll |
| Packing
suitcase in a rush - lots of 8-pack and toothbrush |
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| I
would like to investigate a mysterious murder with Kestrel &
McEwans export because… |
| A
good head with plenty of body always gets results! |
| Elementary,
my dear McEwan - I always detect when something is brewing! |
| Even
Poirot's intellect couldn't detect company more select or more
refreshing! |
| Having
tackled my first "case", I could murder another! |
| It's
thirsty work being a super sleuth |
| My
wife would kill me if I bought another brand of beer |
| These
two brews provide the clues to beat those murderous mystery blues |
| They're
taste thrillers and thirst killers |
| Who's
guilty - William, Harold, Oliver, Delia, Una, Neale, Iris, Terry?
Guess |
| With
murderous intent my thirst is well spent |
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| I take home Stones
bitter/draught because… |
| After one
try it got maximum points
|
| Any other
hops wouldn't leave you a keg to stand on
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| Home is
where the half is!
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| It beats
the scrum at the local pub
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