I'd love to win a Multimedia
Computer because... |
Disc-tinctive variety and visual display, like
Kellogg's each 'Byte' I'd enjoy data day |
With this Kellogg's 'serial' for my little
mites, they'll certainly download all of their 'Bytes' |
I've 96 reasons, all of them Gr-reat, Hey!
Beautiful world let's communicate |
Computer-literate? Not a clue, but I long to be
a clever K'llogs too. |
Like crunching Kelloggs da-ta-day it would put a
smile on my visual display |
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I want to surf the net because... |
I would like to give it bash, like Whoopie Goldberg
and Jumping Jack Flash |
Headway converted, software inserted, brain cells
alerted, boredom deserted. |
Computing my hobby, saving my goal, with Lloyds and
Toshiba, I've total control. |
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If I won a home computer during the next summer
break I would use it to... |
Swap for a fishing rod, I prefer bites to bytes. |
Write my name in big letters. |
Compute the perfect solution to rid my brother of his
sock pollution. |
Perfection. |
Distraction! |
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I enjoy using Expert Software
because
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Expert's tuition is so clear that
learning is child's play for this old dear |
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I enjoy using Expert Software
because
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No more tacky, cheap mistakes, CD
difference an Expert makes |
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I enjoy using Expert Software
because
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From making cards to playing chess, we
can all become experts by using the best |
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I've clicked on to Pick O The Vine
Tomatoes because
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They upgrade salads, enhance chips and
are even compatible with my kids. |
These come packed with flavour in
every byte. |
My memory rams home the message - they
are megabytes better. |
They give laptop snacks megabyte
appeal and tastily format a memorable meal. |
For a menu with appeal, they're the
highlight of the meal. |
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I choose Traxdata
because
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I need security. |
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I enjoy using syracuse
language systems software because ... |
with the computer my tutor and fun and
games to play, learning is easy the Syracuse way. |
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A "For Dummies" book is a bright idea
because… |
From disc to tape, from bit to by'te, a Dummies
book will provide the light |
Computing explained as clearly as poss, for those
who don't know their RAM from their DOS! |
Consult the Dummy, press the keys, I'm in charge
with perfect ease |
I 'enter' and 'exit' without really knowing,
whether I'm actually coming or going |
When lost in jargon and each step's a bungle,
they guide you through the computer jungle |
When megabytes meet micro brain, a 'Dummies'
guide can make it plain |
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Daddies
and HP sauce range is number one because…
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It’
s the message in a bottle understood by every tongue
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A
little squirt on parade, halts the charge of the 'byte' brigade
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Daddies
boys are always spoilt for taste
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HP's
paid off when kids give their Daddies a squeeze
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Normal
service is consumed as soon as possible
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Saucy
and nice - they put life in my spice
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Tastier
dinners, snacks and lunch, it packs more power than Bruno's punch!
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Their
mega taste is enough to launch a thousand chips
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There's
no posher nosh, for so little dosh
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When
it comes to making perfect sauce, the art belongs to Daddies
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I
know it's time for Australian Cheddar when…
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I
download from downunder!
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I
need something tasty for my lap top!
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I
need that Great Australian Bight!
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I
want a byte with my silicon chips!
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I
want something better than a Big Mac and chips!
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I've
been surfing and need a mega-byte
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It's
key that I input a delightful taste!
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My
kids say PC means "Please, Cheese!"
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My
mouse needs a mega-bite!
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My
mouse says I need to trade my keyboard for a cheeseboard!
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My
tummy rumbles Down Under!
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I want to
go to Computercamp because… |
I've
got the bug and I would like a top raTE SCOre in my exams
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My
favourite way of eating fish fingers is…
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Crammed
inside a buttered cob, I say "cool", mum says "yob"!
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Lick
my lips, take a big bite, teatime is really great tonight
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Around
the campfire with my chums, nothing left but full up tums
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Input
Birds Eyes greatest digits, program completed, hunger deleted
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Off
a plate since reaching four, before that mainly off the floor!
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With
a bite and a swallow, and more to follow
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I
buy my computer magazine at John Menzies because…
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Keywords
Menzies shoppers learn - 'enter’, ‘select’ ‘save’,’return’
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Princes
meat the challenge every time because… |
Can-venient
meals of value undefeated, key-in "Princes" and hunger's
deleted
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Princes
meats are really yum and only cost Amiga sum
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Princes
prime 'programs' - easy to learn enter 'Kwik Save' - 'Save' -'Return'
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Candelit
dinner, family invasion, Princes are 'programmed' for every occasion
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For
busy mums - sheer paradise, quality meat at 'Amiga' price
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I
monitored the range... input - nutritious, family feedback... keyword
-delicious
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One
'byte' you Kwikly 'disc'over, you're a Princes input lover!
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Tastee
sensashun, meens evry bytes an edukashun
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