| I've always wanted to visit Copenhagen because
... |
| The
Little Mermaid has lost her head, is it in a Tivoli flower bed |
| Its
reputation entices, like Carlsberg lager at Somerfield prices |
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| A
trip to Legoland in Denmark would be fantastic because… |
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| My
excuse to eat more chocs, is forty million Lego blocks! |
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| A Danish bacon joint from Tesco is a cut above
the rest because... |
| It's 'Joint' advantages are tender taste and little
waste |
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| Delicious Danish is delightful because... |
| The sizzle 'siz' it all |
| The Co-operative Viking makes bacon to my liking |
| It is a succulent sizzler and has no spitting image |
| Once fried, never forgotten |
| When appetites tend to roam, tender Danish brings
them home |
| That sizzling sensation is the Co-op's recommendation |
| Food of the Viking 'leans' to my liking |
| It is the star attraction for knife and fork action |
| Grill it, fry it, bake it - you can't beat it |
| The true fresh taste means there's never any waste |
| The nice fresh flavour never wavers |
| Bacon butties, haute cuisine, with Danish as the
go-between |
| Its cured with caring for flavour fresh sharing |
| They're a cut above the rest, don't buy second best |
| With bacon or ham, it's always 'grand slam' |
| Its a delectable dish that deserves a degree |
| Tender, tempting, full of taste, none ever goes to
waste |
| We are a healthier nation with their food innovation |
| Ideal barbeque, Danish on prong, funfilled party,
cannot go wrong |
| Its freshly sliced and nicely priced |
| Its a money saver with a perfect flavour |
| Its appetising nutrition is part of our Great British
tradition |
| In lean times, its streaks above the rest |
| Nobody can be rasherenough to claim otherwise |
| Its lean back style makes my purse smile |
| The aroma from the sizzle makes the homeward drizzle
fizzle |
| It sizzles superbly, fries fantastically and tastes
terrific |
| It saves the busy housewife's bacon |
| Denmark achieves perfection in the dairy product
section |
| It's the perfect way to sail through the day |
| It recalls happy memories of dazzling Denmark |
| When it comes to rashers the Danes are price bashers |
| Like the Co-op I can always 'Seaways' of tastefully
satisfying everybody |
| Eggs just beg for it |
| On lean streaks you can make a pig of yourself |
| When it comes to Norse code, its word perfect |
| Quality, taste, healthy nutrition, have always been a
Danish tradition |
| The Danes take great pains to ensure quality never
wanes |
| Having fresh Nordic flavour, its the perfect invader |
| The taste lives up to the aroma |
| Bacon that is Danish cured is bacon for the
connoisseur |