Winspiration
| I play the National Lottery at the Post Office because… |
| Cracking good service, with eggceptional care, beats the scramble for tickets encountered elsewhere |
| Cadbury's Easter Eggs and Somerfield hatch an Egg-stra special Easter because… |
| You shell out less for cracking eggs |
| Sinking the yellow and the white is the best break of the day |
| Its one of the oldest wise cracks |
| They're everything they're cracked up to be |
| Its a cheep meal without having to shell out a fortune |
| I like my soldiers with egg on their faces |
| My soldiers don't like shells |
| It's a three minute crash course |
| A break in the oval gets me an all round square meal |
| It's the ready packed snack |
| With such little time to spare, breakfast is always a scrambled affair |
| Hopeless are the yokeless for they shell not |
| Smashing their cover gets them put inside |
| The freshest eggs I've tried, boiled scrambled or fried |
| I love a spot of GBH - Great British Habit |
| I could follow one up with a-salt and buttery |
| I find an egg tastes better if its a-salted |
| Eggs brighten up my 'male' in the morning |
| They're so fresh I get a quick coddle |
| It causes quite a scramble in our household |
| It takes one mad scramble to top the upper crust |
| If at first I don't succeed, I fry, fry again |
| I've joined the frying pickets |
| It's the easy way to strike rich by panning for gold |
| There's gold in them thar eggs |
| It would bring me face to face with a heart of gold |
| I love a good yolk without making an oeuf of myself |
| By George, I like my little YOLK-elele in me hand |
| I've always wanted to play OMELETTE |
| I'd pot the yellow with the white and score a maximum break |
| If I miss the yellow and white I'm snookered alright |
| Its the only time we win at the OVAL |
| It's the only Oval I'll open for England |
| Great EGGspectations means a Dickens of a meal |
| Sportsman or spectator, I'm healthier hitting the eggcelerator |
| EGGsecutions make topping meal solutions |
| My EGGressive tendencies always lead to mad scrambles |
| I'd whisk everything for a smash and grub raid |
| You can beat 'em and butter 'em, but you can't better 'em |
| Its one of the oldest wise cracks |
| Its the cracking taste that's launched a thousand chips |
| A few wise cracks cheer me up a treat |
| Its a cracking bit of activity on the cheep |
| I've got ten soldiers waiting to take the plunge |
| With soldiers at the ready it's a smash and dab raid |
| If you're hungry, feeling plucky, smash a chucky |
| Eggs are versatile because..... |
| Don't shell out a fortune feeding your brood. Eggs - the original pre-packed convenience food |
| You can add them to almost any creation with a little free range imagination ! |
| Eggs make my perfect weekend breakfast because... |
| Start spreading the toast, the weekends today, I want Stonegate eggs part of it, New Yolk, New Yolk |
| Boil 'em, fry 'em, crack 'em, beat 'em - who needs egging on to eat 'em |
| Nothing added, nothing removed, this fast food just can't be improved |
| A Weekender 'new yolk' tastes especially great - its the 'central perk' on my breakfast plate |
| Versatile, delicious, too good to be true, wish hens could 'lay' the table too! |
| When you wake up half 'scrambled' & feeling fed-up, crack open Stonegate and turn sunny side up. |
| Stonegate eggs and a Ford Escort are the perfect weekend combination because… |
| In reliable components like weekender and Ford, lay the foundation of quality assured |
| Shaped for success, a tasteful combination, instantly fulfilling every weekend expectation |
| Stonegate's succulent taste sensation, with Ford's outstanding driving inspiration, promise a heavenly combination |
| A Ford Escort 'brings home the bacon', to complement those lovely fresh Stonegate eggs |
| A Ford Escort Finesse is a cracker hatched, a Stonegate Weekender egg is a cracker unhatched |
| A perfect combination for the two E's - Eggs and Escort, now for a wonderful partnership |
| A taste of Old England, an Englishman's dream, a traditional Sunday breakfast and then polish the car of his dreams |
| A-FORDord-able wheels, wonderful yolks, it's quality time, let’s crack on with it folks |
| AFORDable eggs, tasty and nutritious, making weekend breakfast quite delicious. |
| After enjoying a phenomenal breakfast of Stonegate eggs, it's great to go for a ride in a Ford |
| After Weekender eggs for breakfast, I'd be wreathed in smiles - with an AfFORDable Escort, I could drive for miles |
| Boiled Stonegate eggs and a bit of scrambling in a Ford Escort lead to a fun-packed weekend |
| Both are perfectly packaged, providing power, strength and vitality for prolonged action, meeting the highest expectations |
| Both are quality products with stylish packaging to catch the customer's eye |
| Both are selected on perfection and merit for pure Joy and pleasure on a weekend of leisure |
| Both give you a start you just can't beat, with the EGGstra you deserve to make weekends complete |
| Both provide great weekend deals, with tasty nutrition and afFORD'able wheels |
| Crack a Stonegate, drive a cracking car |
| Don't need Jeremy Clarkson or Delia's EGGSellent schemes, to enjoy these wonderful eggs and the hatchback of my dreams |
| EGGceptional value, AfFORDable price, they make leisure a pleasure to be precise |
| EGGciting things can happen with both, treat your family to a good start |
| Eggs are as versatile as the drive of a Ford Finesse |
| Eggs from Stonegate are my breakfast treat, but without an Escort I'm incomplete |
| Eggs give energy to enjoy Escort motoring evety day, especially at weekends. |
| Egham my favourite weekend destination, after Stonegate's good egg breakfast, I'll enjoy Ford Escort transportation |
| Favourite breakfast, stylish motor, united delights make EGGsiting quota! |
| For a fun packed weekend I need speedy fuel injection, great value and good taste - now I can afford protection |
| For cooking up breakfast or cooking up fum - I'm driven to say they are second to none |
| For quality, taste and goodness, breakfast with Stonegate eggs - it's a millennium experience all year round |
| For soave and sophisticated transport, Stonegate provide the perfect Escort |
| Ford and Stonegate hold the key, to taste and AfFORDability. |
| Ford is the luxury 'laid' back feeling of a superior car, Stonegate is the best 'break' by far |
| Fry-days through to sunny-side Sundays, eggs and Ford make weekends fun days |
| Great for scrambling with a coddled touch, relaxing they both have me in their clutch |
| I have bought 600 eggs to make the most of the fantastic Ford Escort every weekend |
| I'd smile mile after mile, after a 'special' breakfast to be Escorted in style |
| It takes eggheads to make something so good - it's a pleasure to have when time is for pleasure |
| MOTORVated by Ford's drive to reach EGG&ellent perfection, I'm fuelled by Stonegate's del'EGG'table selection |
| My egg cup floweth over - it's no yolk, this afFORDably EGGScellent duo understand weekend folk |
| Nourishing starters - comFORDabie drive, make ideal partners |
| On weekends we like to travel far, so we need a Weekender breakfast and Ford's reliable car |
| One's a cracking good way to drive away, the other's a cracking good way to start the day! |
| Peck a Stonegate egg, pick an Escort car, these weekend treats are never beat, their standards are best by far |
| Roaring weekend success, champion standards with Finesse, class A big breakfast, EGGcellent fuelling, so 'cheap' it's a yolk |
| Saturdays and Sundays, I live like a lord, I enjoy Stonegate eggs and easily 'aFORD' |
| Stonegate and Escort AfFORD me the 'great EGGscape'! |
| Stonegate can EGG-scort me to a-FORD-able eggs for the perfect Sunday breakfast |
| Stonegate eggs 'shell' out satisfaction, then add Ford for four speed action! |
| Stonegate eggs are a good feed and the fantastic Ford Escort is up to speed |
| Stonegate Eggs are the best in meals, Ford Escort is the best on wheels |
| Stonegate eggs satisfies your appetite at home, a Ford Escort satisfies your appetite on the road |
| Stonegate excellence, Ford's flair, together they're the perfect pair |
| Stonegate leads with an egg and ford leads with a Focus |
| Stonegate's freshness and Ford's reliability separate the hen from a-lloys |
| Stonegate offers a 'cracking' Weekender with EGGceptional flair, whilst Ford Escorts you with Finesse for a weekend affair |
| Stonegate's good eggs provide a cracking good time, with the best looking Escort in town |
| Stonegate's taste tempts every lip, Ford's flair gives extra zip, for an exhilarating occasion, this pair makes the wining liaison! |
| Sunday breakfast my plate begs, indulgence with Stonegate eggs, later craving thrilling sport, demands a spin in my Ford Escort |
| Sunny side up, we're on our way, with our Escort to show us the way |
| Tasty and delicious, no weekend is complete without that 'EGGscort' treat |
| Thanks to Stonegate the weekend is EGGShilarating with aFORDability |
| The best laid plans for a weekend drive are hatched over a nourishing breakfast |
| The eggs are very tasty, with get up and go energy within, just like the Ford Escort |
| The Ford Escort Finesse is one basket you CAN safely put all your eggs and little chicks in |
| The Ford Escort is the finest basket to carry all of your eggs home in |
| The smooth taste of Stonegate eggs unscramble any doubts about driving a Ford Escort |
| Their eggs are as reliable as the dependable Escort |
| There is always a scramble for the keys! |
| There's no need to 'shell' out at great 'EGG'spense, -aFORDable treat this 'clutch' makes sense |
| There's something about an Escort - its refinement and Finesse, something about the Stonegate taste, no others can contest |
| These 'cracking' winners are without match, they send other 'brands' down the hatch |
| These (h)encounters of the 'pre-Ford' kind 'motorvate' me to unwind |
| They are each top of their range and represent EGGsellent value for money. |
| They are guaranteed to get you off to a great start Stonegate eggs for delicious meals, Ford Escort perfection on wheels |
| They both get you started first time for an active weekend |
| They both have the power to make our world EGGstatic |
| They both provide a cracking start and the driving force that lifts the heart. |
| They give us the fuel to range our free time, therefore shelling our pressures into pleasures |
| They're versatile, fun and exciting, easy to handle and adapt to your ever-changing lifestyle |
| This duo's Finesse is so hard to beat, their 'gold' standards 'out-shell' making weekends complete |
| Together they are the ultimate in EGG-xoti-car! |
| Top performers, good reputations, both meet my weekend expectations |
| Two perfect eggs (00) and the Ford Escort's power (mph) would give me the 'oomph' for a lively break |
| Two Stonegate eggs a day, make you work, rest and drive a Ford Escort away |
| Weekend Excitement, Entertainment, Kitchen Empty, No Dishes, Escape Routes, Enjoy Get-a-away in Gorgeous Supercar |
| Weekender meals are made of Stonegate eggs after your expert drive with the Ford Escort |
| Weekender's EGGcel for the picnic bake, Ford Escorted's the icing on the cake. |
| When I shell out for my table fare, Stonegate and Ford are a cracking good pair |
| When Stonegate and Ford are carefully blended, weekends are refined, boredom ended |
| Where there is excellent quality food, and an Escort with Ford's reputation, they add up to equal good quality time |
| With cracking good taste a bumper range is created -engine-eously afFORDable my performance is motor-vated |
| With Stonegate nutrition, to fire my ignition, their 'fry way code' leads to 'open road' |
| With Stonegate on the menu I can AfFORD a 'cracking' weekend |
| With the Finesse of an Escort and my favourite fried eggs to boot, a wonderful combination spending no loot |
| With these two weekends are no longer a 'bind', they guarantee close 'hen'counters of the EGGtatic kind! |
| You can 'shell' out less for a 'cracking' vacation, with a little 'free range' imagination |
| You can beat a good egg, but you can't beat the Ford Escort |
| You can separate your whites from your yolks, but you can't keep Ford Escort away from your folks |
| You can transport them to any destination, with a little 'free range' imagination |
| You won't feel hungry, you won't feel bored, eat scrambled eggs and drive a Ford |
| Stonegate Eggs give you the inner drive, to enjoy the Escort's perfect outdoor drive |
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