I can really relax with a Barclays
Mortgage because
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With their easy, speedy action, I've
got total satisfaction. |
You get wider mortgage picture, with
sound, crystal clear advice |
Hassle-free and yet supported -
Barclays got my mortgage sorted |
My mortgage specialist gave the best
sound information for us |
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I applied to take out a NatWest
loan because
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Pockets empty, grant all spent, need a
loan to pay the rent |
I've worked hard, done the graft, now
time to kill the overdraft |
Studies over, salary pending, grant
depleted (curtailed spending), NatWest credit - happy
ending |
Their outstanding degree of financial
assistance, ensures my credit and future existence |
Achieving honours stretched the
coffers, need first class service NatWest offers |
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I use Barclays Travel Services
because
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They are secure, flexible,
comprehensive and convenient |
They are comprehensive, convenient and
contribute greatly to holiday enjoyment |
One relaxes, assured by its completely
comprehensive security and convenience. |
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I want to surf the net because... |
Computing my hobby, saving my goal, with Lloyds and
Toshiba, I've total control |
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To name a new cocktail
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'Wall Street' - it's a liquid asset
that earns capital appreciation |
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Associated biscuits don't break the
bank because.... |
Their biscuits create so much
interest, they're a positive credit |
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I
would enjoy a Center Parcs short break because... |
In
the subtropical swimming pool paradise we would be one 'Abbey family' |
Quality
accommodation in a peaceful location, leisurely days ensure relaxation |
Like
the Abbey, you can bank on a good time |
Being
dose to nature in it's natural 'Abbey-Tat' |
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I
want to win back my Christmas spend because… |
After
buying presents and festive fare, Mastercard makes it easier to bear |
After buying
presents, full of cheer, nothing's left to buy the beer! |
After paying
my household bills, all I have left is - humbug! |
After the
Christmas fun, I want a week in the sun |
Although a
season of great cheer, Christmas can be very dear! |
Bargains
spotted, no cash allotted, NatWest plastic, turns cash elastic |
Being
retired, income is less, win back would give our bank balance a rest |
Brought
presents, cards and a tree, but haven't treated poor old me |
Christmas can
severely damage your wealth |
Christmas
gifts for free! Then no scrooge I'll be |
Christmas
goodies bought by plastic, NatWest paying? That's fantastic! |
Christmas
tree, decked with gifts, credit card full of debts |
Christmas
would be extra merry- topping the cake would be this 'cherry' |
Generosity at
Christmas requires funding at New Year |
How nice it
would be to have Christmas shopping free |
I can spend
it once and then go spend it all again! |
I don't want
my future haunted by the ghost of Christmas presents |
I don't want
to limit my Christmas spirit |
I forgot
about the in-laws, the other half is clenching his paws! |
I have a
'grand idea', a family holiday in the NewYear! |
I want to
feel great at the start of ninety eight |
I want to put
some Christmas spice back into my life |
I want to
start '98 with a clean slate |
I was not a Scrooge
and therefore my bill is huge |
I would like
to have my Christmas cake and eat it |
I'd disprove
my wife's rave 'you can't spend it - and save' |
I'll merrily
spend without a pause, with NatWest playing Santa Claus |
I'm stony
broke because of the Santa bloke |
It can
snowman or reindeer, but NatWest, my aching mistletoes Yule cheer |
It will pay
for Caribbean cruise, to beat those January blues |
It will
revitalise me ready to shop my way through 1998 |
It would be a
great reason, for treats in the festive season |
It's plain to
see I've been on a spree! Oh dear me! |
Luck like
that brings boundless pleasure, like striking gold or finding treasure |
Money does
not grow on trees, not even Christmas trees! |
My Christmas
would be brighter, without making my wallet lighter. |
My family of
nine will expect a good time, MasterCard rescue? Fine! |
My spending
power is encumbered, because my card my wife has plundered |
NatWest
credit helped me spend, NatWest refund - what a friend! |
Now that I've
done my Santa stint, I'm definitely feeling rather skint |
Oh, what
Christmas glee for me, to have a free shopping spree |
On the first
day of Christmas my true love spent for me |
Past
Christmas presents leave future excesses for my Access to clear |
With
children, six, grandchildren, eight, money disappears one hell of a
rate |
Santa's been
working very hard, using his favourite Christmas card |
Strapped for
cash, Christmas shopping chores, but with NatWest I'm Santa Claus! |
Then
Christmas will be a time of cheer, without the financial fear |
Then the next
shopping spree, could be presents just for me! |
Turkey,
tinsel, Christmas cheer, thanks to NatWest, they're free this year! |
Working hard
throughout the year, we really would love some Christmas cheer |
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