| I
buy Grandways premium quality sausages because… |
| Other
makes for all our sakes are in a "No Glow Area"! |
| Finest
quality, taste and nutrition, link Grandways chain to this tradition |
| Whichever
Shire you choose, they are the top links |
| |
| Co-op
thick pork sausages are my favourite variety because… |
| I
have discovered who seasons best, these Co-op porkies sizzle with zest |
| They're
standards never waver, first for value, first for flavour |
| Like
holidays with Hoseasons, they delight for a whole host of reasons |
|
I
wouldn't give anything else a second butchers!
|
| For
many, mighty meaty reasons, they're the sausage for all seasons |
| For
holiday meals be wise, buy British because they get first prize |
| |
| I'd
like to breakaway with Highlife and Liqorsave because... |
| Gloomy
nights, recession bites - taste of ‘Highlife’ sees me right |
| Weekend
away, posh hotel, trust Liquorsave to serve me well |
| Our
anniversary would be romantic, without the bill being gigantic |
| Highlife
sports, a bargain brew, hassles nil, enjoyment two! |
| Mother
of four is no joke, jaded, harassed constantly broke! |
|
| I'd
like a summer holiday at Butlin's because… |
| Fun,
entertainment, a different pace - Kwik save us a place! |
| Should
English weather cause despair, they’re guaranteed enjoyment there |
|
Total
choice gives total pleasure, children fun and parents leisure
|
| Spirits
low, finances chronic, Butlin’s is the perfect tonic |
| |
| Marston
and Flowers provide the perfect break because… |
| They
are like velvet, creamy smooth, sure gets you into the groove |
| For
the instant relaxation you favour, this flavour you must savour |
| Feet
up - Marston in hand - no need to roam - nowhere like home |
| They're
the 'inn-signia' for home inn-joyment |
| Break
with tradition; 'bunches of flowers', keep my husband happy for hours |
| |
| I
would like to return to Devon because… |
| Its
unspoilt beauty and charm is the reason, whatever the weather,
whatever the season |
| |
| I'd
like to visit Butlins because… |
| Like
Barratt and Asda, bags of fun and satisfaction for everyone |
| Asda
prices, Barratt's treat, Butlin's holiday, life is sweet |
| Should
English weather cause despair, there's guaranteed enjoyment there |
| Barratt's,
Butlin's perfect team, quality together, Asda be a dream |
| It's
reputation entices, like Barratt's sweets at Asda prices |
| |
| I
would like to celebrate the chronicle of Britain and win a Marriott
weekend break because… |
| Quality,
value, equally shared, Chronicle and Marriott perfectly paired |
|
| A
Kit Kat Weekend at Center Parcs is an extraordinary break because… |
| There's
water frolics and fun galore all at a constant eighty four |
| Undercover
down Sherwood way, is merrier now than Robin's Day |
| T'would
set brave Robin's bow a'quiver, to see us bathe where he did shiver |
| I
went to Butlins this year enough said! |
| I
just like to confuse my body from time to time |
| You
can enjoy the greenhouse effect before your descendants |
| It
gets you to the Tropics without the Tropics getting to you |
| A
break at this subtropical starlet made Marion merry and Will scarlet |
| It's
better than staying in "half bored" |
| Even
if the weather's chronic you can enjoy a swim and a tonic |
|
| A
Kit Kat Weekend in York is an extraordinary break because… |
| York
and Rowntree's chocolate, no better in the land |
| To
amble down the Shambles, a Kit Kat in my hand |
| It's
"ousting" with pleasures, be it shops, Minster or treasures |
| Where
Vikings raped and pillaged, Rowntree have their village |
| York
will give us a clue, to what Vikings used to do, Museums, Minster,
Castle too, don't forget the races Phew! |
| By
snapping my fingers I can visit the past |
| Likings
for Vikings and ambles round Shambles, there's plenty to choose round
the Ouze |
| The
Shambles isn't a shamble, the Minster is divine, to wine and dine with
history, a great break anytime |
| By
enjoying a Kit Kat and using my brains, I'm hoping for Jorvic, Minter
and Trains |
| You
don't have to be a Dick Turpin to enjoy the "booty" of it! |
| It
supplies wall to wall culture for this Kit Kat vulture |
|
| I
like the taste of traditional hams because… |
| Prime
specialities carefully carved, mean flavour is doubled and wastage is
halved |
| Country
slice, to the manor drawn, like Safeway quality, British born |
| The
connoisseurs pride of Britain is cured to perfection, carved from
tradition |
| Of
five great flavours, protein-rich, only problem is deciding which! |
| Versatile,
varied, fresh and tender slices, made doubly delicious by Safeway’s
lean prices |
| Smoked,
honey roast, or on the bone, Safeway’s rich hams stand alone |
|
| Walls
Sausages are simply scrumptious because… |
| Succulent
sausages, a choice selection, Scotland and Hall’s combined
perfection |
| Hall’s
expertise - Tesco pricing – make prime Scottish sausages unbeatably
enticing |
| A
favourite snack, a favourite dinner, Hall’s from Tesco always a
winner. |
| They
are satisfyingly succulent, bangers perfected, sizzlingly Scottish,
quality selected |
|
| Nestle
confectionery turns a leisure break into the best of breaks because… |
| On a
Nestle leisure sortie, life begins at Forte |
| With
Nestle, you always get a luxury 'suite' |
| Relaxation
comes with one snap of my Kit Kat fingers |
| A
whole lot of pleasure is something you can re-Lion |
| Hotel
bars close, but chocolate bars can be opened anytime |
|
| I
would like to win a quality break because… |
| Whatever
weather, whatever season, comfort and quality - excellent reason |
| Kwality,
Komfort, fantastic Kwisine, fancy a weekend being the Kween! |
| Star
treatment, celebrity prize, pampered, relaxed, I'd be revitalised |
| I'd
get prize fare when staying there |
| I
need some quality time to relax in comfort -Kwik! |
|
| I'd
love a Lakeland break because… |
| Whether
young & old, energetic or not, the Damson Dene has got the lot |
|
| I
would enjoy a Center Parcs short break because... |
| In
the subtropical swimming pool paradise we would be one 'Abbey family' |
| Quality
accommodation in a peaceful location, leisurely days ensure relaxation |
| Like
the Abbey, you can bank on a good time |
| Being
dose to nature in it's natural 'Abbey-Tat' |
|
| Citrice
suits me because… |
| Opening
the bottle unleashes the zing, lemony sparkle, capital fling |
|
| Going
to a show in London's West End is an extraordinary break because… |
| Show
business is like "Low" business - unbeatable |
| Stuck
in the house with the daily "dramatics", here's just not the
time for those wonderful classics! |
| Comedy
at the Garrick or musicals at the Lyric, add that starlight that makes
a weekend idyllic |
| Musical
entertainment so elite, thanks to Lows I'll have the best seat |
| Curtain
up, action, lights, I'd break a leg to see the sights |